Alien Hominid, Pain wears many hats.

Simply the best game ever. It rocks even harder than this!
It's rated T for blood, gore and some violence, but you can turn off the gore so that instead of big meaty chunks and blood, sparkly flowers come out. Since you're an alien, you can do more than a human can do; bite off people's heads, burrow underground and drag people under with you to eat them (!!!!) and much more.

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