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Darryl The Hitman - August 22, 2006 01:44 AM (GMT)
{from The Vancouver Province , Sunday, August 20th, 2006 Edition:}

TWO PENISES ONE TOO MANY FOR INDIAN MAN



New Delhi--An Indian businessman born with two penises wants one of them removed surgically because he wants to marry and lead a normal sexual life, a newspaper reported yesterday.
The 24-year-old man from the northern state of Uttar Pradesh admitted himself to a New Delhi hospital this week with an extremely rare medical condition called penile duplication, or diphallus, The Times Of India said.
"Two fully functional penises is unheard of even in medical literature. In the more common form of diphallus, one organ is rudimentary," the newspaper quoted a surgeon as saying.
The surgery was expected to be challenging, as both organs were well-formed and full blood supply to the retained penis had to be ensured to allow it to function normally, he added.
There are about 100 reported cases of diphallus around the world, an it is known to occur among one in 5.5 million men, the newspaper said.
--Reuters


So remember, the next time you meet a guy that's more of a prick than normal--there may be a medical reason. ;)

Legend Killer - August 22, 2006 02:58 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Darryl The Hitman @ Aug 22 2006, 11:44 AM)
{from The Vancouver Province , Sunday, August 20th, 2006 Edition:}

TWO PENISES ONE TOO MANY FOR INDIAN MAN



New Delhi--An Indian businessman born with two penises wants one of them removed surgically because he wants to marry and lead a normal sexual life, a newspaper reported yesterday.
The 24-year-old man from the northern state of Uttar Pradesh admitted himself to a New Delhi hospital this week with an extremely rare medical condition called penile duplication, or diphallus, The Times Of India said.
"Two fully functional penises is unheard of even in medical literature. In the more common form of diphallus, one organ is rudimentary," the newspaper quoted a surgeon as saying.
The surgery was expected to be challenging, as both organs were well-formed and full blood supply to the retained penis had to be ensured to allow it to function normally, he added.
There are about 100 reported cases of diphallus around the world, an it is known to occur among one in 5.5 million men, the newspaper said.
--Reuters


So remember, the next time you meet a guy that's mroe of a prick than normal--there may be a medical reason. ;)

I heard about this last night.

He'd be milking himself like a cow, each time he needs to jack it.

Dark Lord - August 22, 2006 02:59 AM (GMT)
He should have done porn. He would make a killing.

Darryl The Hitman - August 22, 2006 03:01 AM (GMT)
Yes, we were kicking this one around the coffee room with questions galore:

How does he buy underwear?

Thongs are out, I guess?

So it's possible to have double-penetration with one guy?

What's the positioning? Top/bottom? Side-by-side? Rabbit ears? Front and Back?

2 penises--4 balls?

Why does he want to lose it? Couldn't he make $ in porno as a freak show? Since they both function, use one at the sperm bank and the other one for his own use?

Do they both function at once?

Are they the same size? The same color? How does he get condoms?

Quadruple Tree - August 22, 2006 03:23 AM (GMT)
Weird.

That's all I have to say.

Legend Killer - August 22, 2006 03:26 AM (GMT)
He must have good conditioning and stamina.

Two penises, two girls, two times the sex.

Darryl The Hitman - August 22, 2006 03:27 AM (GMT)
Yeah, before I read that article, I never dreamed such a thing was even possible. I suddenly felt like half a man--since I only have ONE penis. ;)

MC_U.S.TitleBelt - August 22, 2006 05:10 AM (GMT)
That has to be one hell of a sensory overload... think about it... one is being used for standard intercourse, the other is getting stimulated some other way whether it be Rosie Palmer or a hummer. I imagine it would probably feel too good, and he'd go into convulsions. Then imagine the same scenario I just described, after dropping some Ecstasy. I don't know if the human body could take that much pleasure...

TrentK - August 22, 2006 05:10 AM (GMT)
What's today scientific word kids?!

That's right.

Penile Duplication






Kaden: :blink:



:lol:

Darryl The Hitman - August 22, 2006 05:14 AM (GMT)
Yeah, it's SO going to be my new derogatory word for someone...instead of saying someone is a major pirkc, I'll just say "What a DIPHALLUS!" ;)

Dark Lord - August 22, 2006 05:16 AM (GMT)
Sharks have two penises.

Darryl The Hitman - August 22, 2006 05:17 AM (GMT)
I'll never look at Greg Norman the same way again...

MC_U.S.TitleBelt - August 22, 2006 05:21 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Darryl The Hitman @ Aug 22 2006, 12:17 AM)
I'll never look at Greg Norman the same way again...

Plus Greg Norman has all those shafts...

Okay, this has really gone down hill ^_^

Darryl The Hitman - August 22, 2006 05:23 AM (GMT)
It started with two penises--where exactly was the upside? ^_^

Dark Lord - August 22, 2006 05:25 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Darryl The Hitman @ Aug 22 2006, 03:23 PM)
It started with two penises--where exactly was the upside? ^_^

Surely that is the upside?! ;)

Darryl The Hitman - August 22, 2006 05:28 AM (GMT)
HAHAHA! Ok, I meant where was the moral high ground from which we're in danger of slipping then? ^_^ This thread is destinied to slide into the depths of depravity no matter what. It's even better than an Urban Legend because it's true! :lol:

MC_U.S.TitleBelt - August 22, 2006 06:50 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Darryl The Hitman @ Aug 22 2006, 12:28 AM)
HAHAHA! Ok, I meant where was the moral high ground from which we're in danger of slipping then? ^_^ This thread is destinied to slide into the depths of depravity no matter what. It's even better than an Urban Legend because it's true! :lol:

At least there are no pictures to prove it.

Darryl The Hitman - August 23, 2006 01:38 AM (GMT)
Obviously , it would have to be a double exposure. ^_^

Darryl The Hitman - January 20, 2007 06:42 AM (GMT)
Bump.

Freeze - January 20, 2007 06:46 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Darryl The Hitman @ Aug 22 2006, 01:44 AM)
{from The Vancouver Province , Sunday, August 20th, 2006 Edition:}

TWO PENISES ONE TOO MANY FOR INDIAN MAN



New Delhi--An Indian businessman born with two penises wants one of them removed surgically because he wants to marry and lead a normal sexual life, a newspaper reported yesterday.
    The 24-year-old man from the northern state of Uttar Pradesh admitted himself to a New Delhi hospital this week with an extremely rare medical condition called penile duplication, or diphallus, The Times Of India said.
    "Two fully functional penises is unheard of even in medical literature.  In the more common form of diphallus, one organ is rudimentary," the newspaper quoted a surgeon as saying.
    The surgery was expected to be challenging, as both organs were well-formed and full blood supply to the retained penis had to be ensured to allow it to function normally, he added.
    There are about 100 reported cases of diphallus around the world, an it is known to occur among one in 5.5 million men, the newspaper said.
                                                                --Reuters


So remember, the next time you meet a guy that's mroe of a prick than normal--there may be a medical reason. ;)

:SPEW:

Willsbigboy - January 20, 2007 10:27 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (MC_U.S.TitleBelt @ Aug 22 2006, 01:50 AM)
QUOTE (Darryl The Hitman @ Aug 22 2006, 12:28 AM)
HAHAHA!  Ok, I meant where was the moral high ground from which we're in danger of slipping then? ^_^  This thread is destinied to slide into the depths of depravity no matter what.  It's even better than an Urban Legend because it's true! :lol:

At least there are no pictures to prove it.

HOLY SHIT :blink: :blink: :blink: ............

[spoiler] user posted image [/spoiler]

I have to admit the third leg bit does look photoshopped though. <_<

Darryl The Hitman - January 21, 2007 03:11 AM (GMT)
To quote "Reservoir Dogs"--"That's a lot of dicks."

Jag - February 11, 2007 07:44 AM (GMT)
Hi Hellsinger! What ya up to?

Darryl The Hitman - December 22, 2008 05:44 AM (GMT)
Bump for Denny's benefit.

Darryl The Hitman - January 12, 2012 09:51 PM (GMT)
{decided to put this here as well since it seems like she'd be the perfect match:}

Woman with TWO vaginas appears on ITV's This Morning
Hazel Jones ... has uterus didelphys
Hazel Jones ... has uterus didelphys
By STEPHEN MOYES
Published: 11th January 2012
A WOMAN told yesterday how a one-in-a-million medical condition led to her being born with TWO fully-formed vaginas.
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Hazel Jones, 27, said it means she has lost her virginity TWICE.

But she added she was so at ease with her body that she goes to sex clubs with her husband.

First, Hazel told ITV1's This Morning hosts Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield she was 18 before being diagnosed with uterus didelphys.

Video: Woman with two vaginas

HAZEL Jones, interviewed on This Morning was born with rare condition

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It occurs when a barrier between two tubes that form the uterus fails to break down during development, leaving two internal channels.

Hazel, of High Wycombe, Bucks, did not realise she was different until her periods started at 14. She said: "I told friends. They looked even more confused than me."

She went to hospital four years later to learn the truth. She added: "I thought it was amazing."

Hazel told The Sun last night she and hubby Riki visited fetish clubs, explaining: "It shows how relaxed I am.

"My quirky condition does not make me shy or hold me back. In fact, it's something I celebrate."

Darryl The Hitman - January 20, 2012 06:18 PM (GMT)
[Gossip] Woman With Two Vaginas Gets $1 Million Porn Offer
Posted by AJ Grey on 01.20.2012

Vivid Entertainment is interested...

A British woman who was born with two full vaginas has gotten a $1 million offer to do adult films. Hazel Jones has been doing media appearances in the UK talking about her uterus didelphys, a condition which caused her to develop two fully-formed sets of female reproductive organs. She says that she's not shy about the condition and she and her husvand have shown it off at sex clubs.

Now, Vivid Entertainment is willing to pay big bucks for her. Steve Hrisch has reached out and offered Jones $1 million to star in an upcoming film, and said that she could pick any co-star she desired. "We would fly you out to L.A. as soon as you are available and provide you with first class accommodations," says Hirsch in the letter.

Hirsch has yet to hear back from Jones.




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