I've never actually seen a thread for pets, so I thought I'd make one. I also decided to make it a story thread (like tell your stories about the time when a bear walked into your house at night and stole you sister). So enjoy!

one day a dog came into my house and had sex with my computer

Is that why you lost ur penis

He never had a penis to begin with. :U

oh u guise

Dream on Nellie. c:

Dream on.

One time a bear.

This one time, at Bandit camp...

Once we were playing footy and while
I was on the ground a random dog came and tried to butt rape me

Let's try to actually tell stories now. >:(

I'm not joking it actually happened

My cat just caught a dead bird on my balcony.

there was once a day I went on vacation left my 2 dogs home and one got brutallly murdered :'(

OMG! ;~;

Who actually believes such crap?

Dunno about the others but mine ACTUALLY happened

mine did, too.

mine really happened why else is there a grave in my garden :(

Picz or it didn't happen

Yay. c:

Wow, Lucy that is so mean >:U

because it's definitely true

>caught a dead bird
What an accomplishment. :P

I think she meant caught a bird and it died? Or yeah, dead bird. My cats hate each other so they fight all the time. One time they were fighting and they rooled down the steps and slammed into the piano. It was funneh. But not in the animal cruelty way.

i once saw 2 dogs buttsecksing each other, both were males c:


OH, and one time a male dog was licking another males dick :U

I for some reason don't like you >:(

Nooo Zero.. I mean a dead bird .__.
There would've been blood if Lotte killed it, I guess. She used it as a toy and wouldn't let anyone near her. She sounds like a dog when she does that..

Ohhh.. Well guess who feels like a dipshit now?

is it you

because i think it's you

HAHA! YOUR DOGS WERE

MURDERED!!!!!

c:

BRUTALLY

Your mother, for not just giving your dad a blowjob instead.

you fail I said one dog got murdered

Want me to make my statement true? |:

That just makes you sound like a total ass-hole.

>implying he isn't

So one day there was this rabbit running all over the place and the neighbor pointed at it and at that exact second his cat chased after it and caught it and killed it. There were lots of explosions and gunfire too and smoke grenades, and ak 47's.

Yeah well, when I was walking to school, I got distracted by a squirrel running from another squirrel, and I arrived at 4th Period, which is after my Lunch. :3
Damn squirrels love chasing each other for sex.

One time, my cat escaped and when she came back, she was all liek, "OMG EVERTHIN IN TEH HAUS WILL OMNOMNOM MAI GUTS OUT!!!111!!1" becasue she looked all scared and stuff.

Btw my cat can talk.

cats can't talk :/

pussies can

like you

you fail